I love the look of grapevines. I don't know anything about growing them but I like 'em. That's why I have one growing out back - it's completely unruly and a vintner would chastise me for such a wild thing but I like it. It's been growing out there for 5 years or so - just living la vida loca. Never saw so much as a single grape on it. "Saw" being the operative word - past tense my friends.
Now I have not quite achieved vintner status yet but hell if things keep going as they are, I believe I will be the proud owner of 4 bunches of grapes! At this rate I might just be pulling a Lucille Ball a few years from now. Likely for a single bottle of wine but that's OK.